I HAVE DONE IT.

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 05/07/2020 at 22:34 • Filed to: Dumb Stuff, 42069, Lexus

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Perfectly timed. The Lexus GX (an evil, polluting SUV) hit this historical mileage as I pulled it into the garage.

BEHOLD, I AM AN 11 YEAR OLD MAN WHO GETS HIS JOLLIES BY MAKING HIS WIFE’S LUXURY VEHICLE SHOW STUPID NUMBERS.

Thank you for indulging me.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > PatBateman 05/07/2020 at 22:40

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WilliamsSW > PatBateman 05/07/2020 at 22:40

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Nice

For Sweden > PatBateman 05/07/2020 at 22:42

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Nice: 42069

Not nice: forcing your wife to drive a Lexus

PatBateman > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 05/07/2020 at 22:42

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Nice

Jb boin > PatBateman 05/07/2020 at 22:43

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Because of that?

PatBateman > For Sweden 05/07/2020 at 22:44

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Nah, she loves it. My Caddy CTS’ engine died, so I inherited the Expedition (bleh) and she got the Lex.

Which reminds me, I really want to buy a new vehicle for me next year.

PatBateman > Jb boin 05/07/2020 at 22:46

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Nice.

A Boy and His Longtail > PatBateman 05/07/2020 at 22:46

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Nice

Snuze: Needs another Swede > PatBateman 05/07/2020 at 22:46

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Nice!

Poor_Sh > PatBateman 05/07/2020 at 22:46

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Cool that it shows you the track outline. What track is that? Is + and - north and south?

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > PatBateman 05/07/2020 at 22:46

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See you again in 27351 miles

PatBateman > Poor_Sh 05/07/2020 at 22:53

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#NeedlesslyComplicatedHeadsUpShifterGearSelectionDisplay

PatBateman > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 05/07/2020 at 22:54

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I’ve been stalking the mileage for a week now.  Don’t think I won’t be doing this again.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Poor_Sh 05/07/2020 at 22:55

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I can spot the Nurburgring a mile away. EZ 

fhrblig > PatBateman 05/07/2020 at 22:59

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GET ON MY LEVEL

PowderHound > PatBateman 05/07/2020 at 23:00

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Fuckin nice

PatBateman > fhrblig 05/07/2020 at 23:18

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You couldn’t have taken the pic at 4:20 PM?!

PatBateman > fhrblig 05/07/2020 at 23:20

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Also, 2020 season schedules are out.

interstate366, now In The Industry > PatBateman 05/07/2020 at 23:38

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Nice

Chariotoflove > PatBateman 05/07/2020 at 23:40

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In Houston, that makes y ou practically a hyper- miler. Hippie.

Jim Spanfeller > PatBateman 05/07/2020 at 23:49

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An average of 17 mpg? Nice! My Thunderbird is supposed to get 14-16 tops, but really it gets more like 5.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > PatBateman 05/07/2020 at 23:57

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Every man is still a 12 year old boy, there are just varying degrees of how freely we embrace it.

HammerheadFistpunch > PatBateman 05/08/2020 at 01:06

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17 average. Not bad

fhrblig > PatBateman 05/08/2020 at 08:59

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I finally got a chance to look at it and damnit, we’re always the second game of the opening Monday night double-header. I friggin’ hate that.

PatBateman > HammerheadFistpunch 05/08/2020 at 09:07

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It gets city driven by my wife mostly, so that number can easily be down to 14 or 15 after a week.

On road trips, I can get it up to 19 or 20. Full-time  4WD SUVs with small high-revving V8s surprisingly don’t get great gas mileage. 

PatBateman > fhrblig 05/08/2020 at 19:33

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We don’t even have a MNF game all season long.  First game is TNF against KC, and we play Detroit for Thanksgiving.  Other than that, no prime time.

fhrblig > PatBateman 05/09/2020 at 10:10

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That’s about like us last year, except the league had an excuse; the Broncos had sucked for three years up to that point. There’s no reason the Texans shouldn’t be in prime time.

I’m actually excited to see what happens with the Broncos this year.  This stupid fucking virus better not fuck it up.

PatBateman > fhrblig 05/09/2020 at 22:56

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I would be surprised if we have a normal season with fans at the games.  We were going to do an away game in Cleveland or Chicago, but I’m waiting to book the travel until some of my questions get answered.